Directionless Ramblings by No One of Consequence

Since I realize I can, I’m doing another entry toTrifecta. 

Woke up at a ridiculous hour this morning and couldn’t get back to sleep. I came up with this after having an excellent cup of coffee, and some perfect fried eggs. Not really relevant to the story at all, but breakfast is always nice.




My mother placed me on the fat man’s lap. His  face was covered in white whiskers and he wore glasses. His beady eyes sparkled. “Ho, Ho, Ho!” The camera shutter flashed. I peed.





This is fun.


Also, I’m dumb.


Comments on: "Every Child’s Worst Nightmare" (4)

  1. Ha! That’s great! Horror story indeed… ;)

  2. It doesn’t make sense…we tell our kids not to talk to strangers, and then we sit them on the lap of an overstuffed, bearded man. I bet the kiddies are confused!

  3. Awwwwww. Such a cute idea.

  4. I love this. My kids were terrified of Santa Claus, so they can relate to the horror of a huge strange man!

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