Since I realize I can, I’m doing another entry toTrifecta.
Woke up at a ridiculous hour this morning and couldn’t get back to sleep. I came up with this after having an excellent cup of coffee, and some perfect fried eggs. Not really relevant to the story at all, but breakfast is always nice.
My mother placed me on the fat man’s lap. His face was covered in white whiskers and he wore glasses. His beady eyes sparkled. “Ho, Ho, Ho!” The camera shutter flashed. I peed.
This is fun.
Also, I’m dumb.